Debate about which radio brand is best

Motion to approve the minutes as read

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

Someone brags about a rare DX contact

Someone is visibly asleep

A wild Baofeng appears

Discussion about proper station grounding

Reminder to pay club dues

The meeting ends with a round of applause

Someone mentions a problem with the club website

The last donut is taken

Someone's cell phone rings loudly

"HOA" and "antenna" in the same sentence

Show and Tell involves a mysterious wire

Someone brings in an old QST or CQ magazine

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

"When all else fails..." is said

"Magic smoke" is mentioned

A three-letter acronym is not explained

You learn a new, completely useless fact

Weather spotting or Skywarn is mentioned

FT8 is mentioned

Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio

A non-radio question about computers is asked

"HOA" and "antenna" in the same sentence

Someone's eyes have visibly glazed over

A rule from Robert's Rules of Order is cited

Someone spills coffee or a drink

Someone mentions a problem with the club website

A new member introduces themselves

Someone talks about a discontinued radio model

The phrase "mic shy" is used

Someone brags about a rare DX contact

Someone brings in an old QST or CQ magazine

A "question" is actually a five-minute story

President says, "Okay, let's move on."

A three-letter acronym is not explained

Call for volunteers for an upcoming event

Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

The last donut is taken

SOTA or POTA is mentioned

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

"Is anyone selling a...?" is asked to the room

Someone defends the relevance of CW

Someone starts a sentence with, "Well, actually..."

Someone asks a question that was just answered

Weather spotting or Skywarn is mentioned