Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

"Synergy" is used unironically

Loud, distracting typing

"To piggyback on that..."

Someone asks a question that was just answered

Someone arrives late with a coffee

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

"Sorry, I was on mute"

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

Let's circle back to that

Someone is obviously answering emails

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

Someone has a "hard stop"

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Technical difficulties with the presentation

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

"At the end of the day..."

A cell phone makes a noise

"Let's take this offline"

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

Someone asks a question that was just answered

Someone arrives late with a coffee

Let's circle back to that

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

A cell phone makes a noise

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone is obviously answering emails

"Can everyone see my screen?"

"To piggyback on that..."

Someone has a "hard stop"

Technical difficulties with the presentation

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

"At the end of the day..."

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

Loud, distracting typing

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

"Sorry, I was on mute"

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

"Let's take this offline"