"Synergy" is used unironically

"Let's take this offline"

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

Someone arrives late with a coffee

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

A cell phone makes a noise

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

"To piggyback on that..."

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone asks a question that was just answered

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

Loud, distracting typing

Technical difficulties with the presentation

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

"Sorry, I was on mute"

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone is obviously answering emails

Let's circle back to that

Someone has a "hard stop"

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

"At the end of the day..."

Someone asks a question that was just answered

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

Technical difficulties with the presentation

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

"Let's take this offline"

Loud, distracting typing

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone arrives late with a coffee

Someone has a "hard stop"

Someone is obviously answering emails

"To piggyback on that..."

Let's circle back to that

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

A cell phone makes a noise

"Can everyone see my screen?"

"Sorry, I was on mute"