Meeting runs more than 15 minutes late

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

Someone asks a question that was just answered

"When all else fails..." is said

"HOA" and "antenna" in the same sentence

Someone mentions the club's Facebook group

Call for volunteers for an upcoming event

FT8 is mentioned

Someone starts a sentence with, "Well, actually..."

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

The meeting ends with a round of applause

President says, "Okay, let's move on."

Treasurer's report is longer than 5 minutes

Discussion about the club repeater's status

Discussion about proper station grounding

Someone mentions a "silent key"

Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio

SOTA or POTA is mentioned

"Back in my day..." story is told

Reminder to pay club dues

"Magic smoke" is mentioned

A wild Baofeng appears

An impromptu antenna modeling session begins

A NanoVNA is seen or mentioned

The phrase "mic shy" is used

Someone is visibly asleep

Someone's cell phone rings loudly

"When all else fails..." is said

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

President asks, "Any other new business?"

President says, "Okay, let's move on."

Discussion about the club repeater's status

Presenter asks, "Can you hear me now?"

A three-letter acronym is not explained

A/V technical difficulties

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

Someone mentions their XYL or OM

An impromptu antenna modeling session begins

Someone's eyes have visibly glazed over

FT8 is mentioned

A NanoVNA is seen or mentioned

Discussion about proper station grounding

A wild Baofeng appears

A "question" is actually a five-minute story

Someone spills coffee or a drink

A new member introduces themselves

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

Reminder to pay club dues